#i miss people afking there

[shivapvoid]

......................i miss old sharlayan

[orange-sora]

I have also been dreading the end, Lorsan.

You're my favourite! ❤️

[yourhoeshorses]

“sso is ruined” “I miss the old graphics” “the game died when they updated steves”

shut up shut up shut up, go play the season rider games if you want shitty graphics, explode yourself

the only thing they removed from sso that REALLY mattered was the old silverglade music that would make your ears bleed

[thexoonder]

I've just completed the Dark Forest and I ready miss all my Wilder besties

Please let me get them back :(

[neverendingford]

.

[snowquills]

the endless agony of trying to find a vod ......

[aestherin]

I CAN SEE YOU

4 hotties + 2 nobodies

Scaramouche — a famous solo artist. he might be emo but that's okay, people love him for it. this jerk will usually disappear after dropping an album and will have the audacity to be present again after months just to release another one without any prior teasers or even official announcements. fans beg him to have mercy because for archon's sake, mister balladeer here never gives them time to save up for his albums. he rarely posts photos of himself on social media but once he does, people (even non-fans) eat it up and become feral. was a victim of unrequited love for several years and wrote songs albums to cope. made a hate account for himself for fun because he is a piece of shit like that. he enjoys arguing with his fans lol.

Lumine — our beloved best girl. she is a widely known vlogger and influencer, mostly focusing on travel and lifestyle. she and aether also sometimes does guestings in variety shows (viewers love their banters and chaotic energy very much).

Aether — the loverboy. same as Lumine; they are travel twinnies <3. sometimes (a lot of times actually) does challenges for fun. is dubbed as 'mr. worldwide'. may or may not be the secret boyfriend of another famous artist (spoiler alert: ayaka).

Yae Miko — miss ma'am is a very fun character, a famous variety show host. miss yae loves tea and gossip, some even wonder why did she just not work as a paparazzi instead. people either love or hate her because of her personality. might have actually been cancelled via multiple threads on twitter but our resident fox never gave a single damn. 'i'm too busy enjoying my sake to even bother caring,' she once said.

Ei — everytime anyone in the friend group looks at her, all they probably see is a walking atm (jk). miss raiden is the richest of the friend group because of their family assets (she manages them all what a girl boss). she is scara's older sister and is the group's sugar mommy. even though ei is not in showbiz, she is still known because of her amazing reputation when it comes to handling business. can't cook for her life.

Ayato's Wife (privacy mc lol ToT) — a famous actress signed under narukami entertainment of inazuma. married to kamisato ayato, her fellow actor. was scaramouche’s first love — he has written tons of songs albums about her. (changing our privacy yn’s name and usernames to avoid confusion lol)

I CAN SEE YOU — scara x reader smau

masterlist .

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[stewpidcheescatarinabluu]

Cafe Buddy

Synopsis: you were never a gamer nor interested in any games but when Karina forced you to play minecraft some things shifted.

Word Count: 1,150

Another Fluff from me today y’all! 💪

You were always the quiet, smart one — the kind of person people overlooked in a crowd.

Karina, on the other hand, was loud, famous, and impossible to miss.

But somehow, despite everything, you two became friends. Real friends.

“Hey, Y/N, where are you going?”

You barely had time to react before Karina’s hand landed on your shoulder, stopping you mid-step.

“I’m heading home to study. What about you, Karina?” you said, adjusting your bag.

She pouted dramatically, tugging at your sleeve.

“Aww, boring! Let’s go to the internet cafe instead. I have no one to play Minecraft with! My treat!”

Normally, you would’ve rejected an offer like that without a second thought.

But for her… you couldn’t say no.

“Uhh… sure?” you mumbled.

“Perfect!” she beamed, immediately grabbing your hand and leading the way down the street without waiting for another word.

The cafe had the faint smell of old wood and instant noodles, a hum of computers filling the air.

You both slid into seats side by side, monitors lighting up your faces.

“Alright, first things first: WASD to move,” Karina said like a pro gamer, winking at you.

“I know how to move,” you muttered, cheeks heating.

Within minutes, she had you building, crafting, and — after some chaotic first deaths — starting a hardcore world together.

The weeks blurred after that.

Every day after classes, it became the same comforting routine.

“Hey old man! Same two PCs please!” Karina called as you entered the cafe.

“Ya got it, Rina. That your boyfriend?” the old owner teased under his breath, making Karina splutter.

“N-No! No, he’s not!” she stammered, practically shoving you toward your usual spot.

You fought down a smile as you settled into your chair.

The world you built together was like your own secret little city — hidden farms, deep mines, endless adventures.

“Hey, do you have extra iron?” Karina asked one afternoon, leaning toward your screen.

“It’s in my chest,” you replied without looking.

She opened your perfectly organized chest and blinked. Coal neatly stacked. Iron. Gold. Diamonds sorted by type.

“Who organizes in Minecraft, you weirdo,” she teased, laughing under her breath.

“Beggars can’t be choosers,” you shot back, smirking.

Moments like this — easy, stupid, real — became everything.

You even caught yourself late at night studying Minecraft builds, redstone tutorials, and AFK farm strategies…

All just to make your shared world a little more magical for her.

Meanwhile, Karina kept expanding her chaotic sheep farm and obsessively collecting every axolotl she could find.

“I swear I’ll find the secret blue one,” she insisted, determined, as she dragged you across oceans.

One afternoon, Karina let out a loud gasp from beside you.

“AH! Y/N! How did you do that?!” she exclaimed, staring at the massive infinite iron farm you built.

You shrugged, biting back a grin.

“Just… watched some tutorials,” you said casually.

“You’re a genius,” she declared, genuine awe in her voice.

The compliment hit harder than you expected. You hid your smile by pretending to focus on your farm.

“Thanks,” you said quietly.

“Oh — and by the way, your axolotl killed my two salmons,” you added dryly.

Karina gasped dramatically, clutching her chest.

“It’s survival of the fittest, Y/N! My babies come first!”

A few weeks passed by in a blur of after-school rushes and Minecraft worlds.

You practically jogged to the internet cafe now, trying to keep up with Karina’s reckless pace.

“HEY! WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED?! I’M WEARING GOLD!”

Her scream echoed through the cafe.

You barely flinched, already used to it.

“You’re wearing yellow-dyed leather, dumbass,” you said calmly, not even glancing up from your build.

She blinked at her screen, utterly betrayed.

“Oh… that’s why my armor bar looks weird…” she muttered.

You snorted, reaching over to nudge her with your elbow.

“Genius.”

That afternoon was supposed to be the same — calm, stupid, perfect.

You both sat hunched over your monitors, cup noodles steaming beside you, laughter slipping between clicks.

Until the door jingled and a group of loud boys barged into the cafe.

You caught Karina stiffen before you even looked.

One of the boys peeled off from the group, sauntering toward you two like he owned the place.

“Fancy seeing you here, my Karina,” he drawled, voice thick with fake charm.

Karina didn’t even pretend this time.

She let out a loud, annoyed groan.

“Ugh. Great. This dude again,” she muttered, dragging a hand down her face.

She turned slightly in her chair to face him.

“What do you want? I’ve rejected you like, five times. Take the hint, man,” she said flatly.

The guy just chuckled like she was teasing him.

“C’mon, you don’t have to act tough. Everyone knows we’d be perfect together. You’re just playing hard to get.”

You leaned back slightly in your chair, hand resting casually on the back of Karina’s seat. A clear message.

“You heard her,” you said coolly, voice low but clear enough.

The guy’s eyes flicked to you, sizing you up.

“What, you her bodyguard now?” he sneered.

Karina clicked her tongue, about to say something, but the guy kept pushing.

“Come on, Karina, ditch the nerd. You deserve someone who’s not glued to a block game all day.”

That’s when Karina stood up sharply, chair scraping loudly against the floor.

“I don’t like you, idiot!” she snapped.

The whole cafe turned to look.

Her chest was heaving slightly, face flushed from anger — and something else.

She pointed directly at you without hesitation.

“I like Y/N, okay?!” she blurted out.

Silence crashed down around you.

The guy stood there, stunned, looking between you two like he couldn’t believe it.

Karina didn’t wait for a reaction. She just plopped back down in her chair, aggressively opening her Minecraft inventory like nothing happened.

You sat frozen for a second, brain short-circuiting.

Then slowly — carefully — you smiled.

Without looking at her, you reached over and bumped your shoulder against hers again, casual but deliberate

You stared at her, heart pounding, not sure if you even heard her right.

“What do you mean by that?” you mumbled, cheeks burning hotter by the second.

Karina shifted in her seat, playing with the hem of her sleeve before suddenly blurting out,

“Ah! I like you, Y/N! You’re the only one who actually cares about me… and I find that really sweet.

Your mind blanked. Completely.

You opened your mouth — then closed it again — no words coming out.

Karina just laughed softly, reaching over to pinch your bright red cheeks.

“You look so cute when you’re flustered!” she teased.

You swatted her hand away, face practically steaming.

“Shut up,” you grumbled, pouting.

“I’m not giving you any more Netherite.”

Karina only grinned wider, leaning her head lightly against your shoulder.

you can’t help but stiffen, its alright as long as she’s comfortable…

Head cannons !!

Actually the second attempt on a hardcore world, Karina hit an iron golem and miscalculated the amount of blocks she stacked up into and ended up getting fling and hitting the ground hard.

Whenever you were cooking the muttons and pork-chop she’d grab them all and give you 1/4 of it.

When she was almost killed by the piglins she smashed the table making the noodle broth spill over the mousepad (she spent an extra hour cleaning the setup)

Karina ended up getting the secret axolotl and posted it in her story but you were the only one who liked it, she insisted that her story was bugged. 147 views but only 1 like.

The two of you defeated the Enderdragon but Karina died because she raided a Mansion insisting that she can solo it, she later sabotaged your iron farm on your PC and killed your character ultimately losing the hardcore world.

[roarandrise]

I miss Sky when people complained about the game and not the players, what do you mean that it pisses you off that a Skykid is afk at grandma's table?

[kolbietheaggrievedwriter]

Ooooooh my god I'm so happy!!! And flattered!!! Your art is gorgeous on its own, but you've brought my characters to life, and they're stunning!!!! oooooh my god Look at my children!!! 💖💖💖 I'm seriously tearing up!!! Thank you so much!!! Hooooow am I supposed to sleep tonight,,, I need to show this to everyone I know, immediately!! 😭😭😭😭

Characters from this original work by @kolbietheaggrievedwriter

I read it and sprinted to procreate for these character studies I think I cried a little looking at the picrews they’re so pretty hhh

[lovelynim]

TickleTober2024/Day 30 - Magic

Genshin Impact - Kinich x Lyney

Kinich looked at the rose in Lyney’s hand, blinking a couple times as if to process what just happened. Where did that flower even come from? How did Lyney do that? Those and another thousand questions passed through his head at that moment, but there was only one thing he could think of saying.

“Are… you the devil?”

“Wh- no!” Lyney giggled, shaking his head before placing the rose back in his hat. Of all the compliments and comments people made about his tricks in Fontaine, he certainly never heard this one. How amusing. “As I said, I’m a magician.”

“So, magicians are devils?” Kinich asked, cocking his head to the side and earning another giggle from the other guy.

This scenario never crossed Lyney’s mind until he visited Natlan. How to explain his “magic” to someone who never saw magic? Should he feed whatever fantasies his new friend had in mind or tell him the truth about his tricks?

Lyney sighed, leaning over the balcony and resting his head on the back of his hand. “Would you like to see another magic trick?”

Kinich thought for a moment and, after a couple seconds, looked back up to Lyney. “Ok,” he nodded.

“Alright, pay attention or you’ll miss it!” Lyney announced, speaking as if he was in some sort of actual stage. When he was sure Kinich’s eyes were glued to him, he began his little performance.

First, Lyney flashed Kinich with his brightest, most charming smile. Then, Lyney covered his lips with both his hands and, when he moved them away, a plain, emotionless facade remained where the smile was.

Lyney clenched his hand into a fist, tapping his knuckles with his index finger. “It’s here,” he whispered, enticing Kinich’s curiosity.

“Now, with a bit of magic and with the help of my cute assistant,” he said, reaching out for Kinich’s wrist, “let’s see what I can do.”

Lyney pressed his fist into Kinich’s palm, gently opening his fingers as if to give something to him. Then, he climbed Kinich’s arm with his fingers, caressing his wrist, forearm and then his elbow. “Oh, silly me. I dropped it.”

“Dropped what?” Kinich muttered, as confused as he could be while looking at his hand in Lyney’s grip.

“My smile,” Lyney nodded, as if it was something obvious, “it’s hiding here!”

“W-whahaht?!” Kinich gasped, letting out a surprised giggle when Lyney’s hand that was resting over his elbow “jumped” and latched onto his side, squeezing and tickling it. “Stohohop it, it tihihickles!”

“Oh? But I’m not tickling you, I’m trying to get my smile back,” Lyney teased, pulling Kinich’s hand to further expose his ribs and underarm to the series of ticklish pokes and prods that followed through.

Just when Kinich felt his cheeks warming up, the tickling was gone - like in a magic trick. “Aha,” Lyney cheered, holding Kinich by his chin, “so here is where my smile went, hm?”

Even after Lyney let him go, it took Kinich a moment to sit back. He touched his own cheek, smiling slightly as tingles still lingered over his body. “...you’re the devil, indeed.”

A/N: I was going to try my hand writing my first fic for AFK Journey, but I ended up doing some last minute changes in the course of action

Anyway, still not really sure how to write for Natlan characters, so be patient with me

Also, huge kudos for @mxncher_17, on Instagram, for making this comic that heavily inspired me

[paradoxo8y]

AFK Jorney Headcanons

Merlin

The amnesia made their personality return to basic

Maybe adhd, starts a mission, forget about it, ends up with 3 half made quests

Hyperfocus on magic

Genderfluid, "Are you a boy or a girl?" - "I can conjure hamsters :D"

Merlin's favorite animal are hamsters, that's why they are their familiars

Completely oblivious to people flirting with them

Someone would need to kiss them and say "I love you" in their face for them to get it

Merlin's true appearance looks like a graveborn (based on @miss-anachronism graveborn Merlin post)

Before amnesia was less friendly and more strict with people

Used to be afraid of making friends and losing them to time

After, they forgot about the immortality and become less afraid

And the trophy of worst liar goes to...

Mirael

Loses control of hers pyromancy when under strong emotions

Still buries the objects she has incinerated, mostly hats

Had a crush on Merlin when she was a student, is not over it

More than once people have asked if she dyes her hair, "the answer is no, please stop asking"

In the depression stage of grief, even though Merlin isn't dead

Valen

Sees general Hogan as a father figure, he will not admit

His scar was from an accident when he was still a cadet, he slipped trying to catch a thief and fell face first

Will tell a different fight story to justify the scar

Everyone has a crush on him

He, Lorsan, Chippy, Hammy and Cassadee bet on who will conquer Merlin first

Valen and Hammie bet on general, Lorsan and Cassadee on Mirael, Chippy is winning with "Magister Merlin will help everyone in need"

General Hogan

Sees Valen as a son, will not tell him

Is in the acceptance phase after Merlin's amnesia

Meet Merlin when he was a cadet and they were investigating some mages on the region

Dolly

The only one that know how to do taxes

Lyca and Lorsan

They have the bunny equivalent to zoomies

Both also flop when relaxed

Cecia

She's dissabled, she can walk short distancies but need the plant chair to locomove for long periods

Her servent is like one of those helper dogs that fetch pens and closes doors

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(Most of those were inspired by my impressions and ideas while playing the game, if you disagree be nice and leave your headcanons here, I would love to read and this fandom needs to be bigger <3)

(Sorry about the image quality, it's a picture os my computer screen, also, english not my first language, so let's hope it's readable)

[odusseus-xvi]

Pomme, the french egg

So I did a post about the french streamers (and their characters) and their mischaracterization I could see from time to time (https://www.tumblr.com/odusseus-xvi/724443078442778624/hello-helloooo-friend-hi-i-just-wanted-to-say) But I realised I didn't talk about Pomme, who has arguably the MOST mischaracterization I can find :

Most of the fandom see her only through English or other languages streams (BBH, Philza and Maximus mostly recently) limiting their views of her in general, but because of that a lot of people don't seem to know what her personnality is like, and most of the time in fanarts or fanfics she just feels like Talullah (which people also mischaracterize) but french, a little sweet girl in a little dress, so I decided to do a little summary of what she is like and some of her traits that you may have missed :

What people do get right is that she is most of the time polite and empathetic, that people get, though they tend to simplify her to only that.

She is very intelligent (learned a bit of create with Aypierre) and likes to both theorize and gossip with Baghera.

One of her parents is ETOILES !! She is a good and competent fighter ; just a few days ago she went and did a Nether Dungeon with Phil and Etoiles while Talullah worked on her garden. Her main weapon is a Moonlight GREATsword, a GREATsword, a BIGASS SWORD. She participated in infiltration missions in Federation Buildings alongside BBH, and Aypierre, in which she saved her father (Aypierre) from being caught and interrogated by Cucurucho

She has developped a deep paranoïa when it comes to the eggs' and her own safety ; between the combination of the attack of the code on her a while back, where she lost ten totems in mere seconds, an attack so strong that the admins went "ok my bad, we went a little far" (Draw her with golden scars !!! The tens of totems that saved her !!!), and the explosion at the Wilbur Party where she lagged just enough that she wasn't tped as fast as the other eggs and saw parts of the explosion. She is now scared of explosions, and always on the lookout (She also shows from time to time that her inventory and hotbar is constantly filled with gold apples and splash regeneration potions.) : During Etoiles' solo fight with the codes, when she saw the first "Dapper is down" message, and that she knew Phil was AFK, she went and pressed the OVO button HERSELF immediatly, and she got there faster than Forever !!

She is a really good writer, her diaries are praised by her parents everytime they read it, and she decided it would what would represent her in BBH's Egg Museum : She built a library where she will put her books for everyone to read. She is also a good and patient builder, with particular attention to interior design : While doing that she has shown a bit of maniacal side : She LOVES symmetry, and is irritated very easily when it doesn't go that route : One time Etoiles was teasing her by putting random blocks in her build and she went "PUT THAT GRASS BLOCK DOWN !!!" and when he continued she just left without saying goodbye.

She doesn't like to lie or steal things, she is honest in that way, BUT she often dodges questions either by saying things like "Don't worry about it :)" or by trying to guilt trip the asker by looking sad or drowning herself. She aslo picked up from Baghera the way she buries herself when mocked or shamed.

She can have a very dry and aware humor coming from Antoine's irony and cynicism and Aypierre's teachings.

Also fun fact, because of timezones, her default state on the server is sleep deprived. She is a sleepy egg.

TL;DR : She is a sweet Badass, and I'll stand by that. I need more fanarts of her with scars, her sword, dark circles under her eyes, and LOOKING LIKE THE GENTLE BADASS SHE IS !

[fogged--mirror]

tr!clown headcanons weow (heavily based on my design for him)

So whenever he is afk or not physically there (logged off lol) he is a normal sized centipede sleeping in his mask. I think he leaves his mask in his castle room somewhere no one would check (under the bed or sth)

Under the cut a lot more text, mostly losa focused yay yippie

My mans been out cold for most of the month. I think tr!Ros would have found his mask (she is probably the only person who hangs around his room anyway). While trying to put his mask somewhere more nice she finds the bug looking kinda like him? She checks if it's alive and the thing just curls itself on her hand.

It's pretty easy to put together that the strange centipede with - exact colours as Clown's centipede traits, radiating magical energy and, most of all, sleeping in his mask is just Clown in his second form.

Ros thought of trying to wake him up but ultimately decided to just put him back to his hiding spot. "Surely he would be back soon, no need to bother him now!". She showed tr!Sneeg though, just in case. He tried to shake the bug awake for a solid 3 minutes but gave up after it hadn't worked. Still, they know now!

(in my hc they both kinda had an idea about a second form because it was impossible to find Clown whenever he was afk or asleep, Ros thought he has a bug form like her /she can transform into a butterfly swarm when logging off/. Sneeg thought the guy just buries himself in a cave or a dark place because he is a centipede hybrid. It ended up being both of their theories lol).

I like to think they both sometimes visit him and chat. Ros when she needs to rant about something going horribly wrong and Sneeg when he wants to ramble about his machines. To no one's surprise they both usually end the conversation with offhandedly mentioning that they miss him. Sneeg might throw in some insults or lightly shake the sleeping bug a few times for a good measure.

Before the ball they both visited him. Ros tried to get him to wake up and waited for a bit after, she hoped he would be there for her big moment but it's fine, she will surely see him after anyway. Sneeg came by after Ros left, just waiting if the jester finally decides to get up. After a few minutes he leaves, he is late to the ball already, if Clown shows up he will see him anyways.

After the ball it is a bit weird.

Ros remembers him as a friend, but not the little details like his other form. Somehow she still finds him again and just holds him in her shaky hands for a while, the warmth feels nice to her still frostbit skin after returning from the null. It still hasn't fully went away after a few days. She never says a word during all this, puts him back and doesn't speak to him anymore whenever she walks by his room. The tradition slipped her already half shattered mind.

Sneeg hasn't changed that drastically compared to Ros, he still visits, he still rants, still pokes fun at Clown never being here, the usual. But it fizzles out faster than before, despite being fine with his own warden corruption he doesn't really want for a warden to spawn in Clown's room of all places actually. He leaves quicker or barely visits, he has a machine to attend to, an ancient city to visit to, anywhere else but here. Slowly he stops visiting fully.

Clown slightly knows that they both visited and talked to him while he was gone, he recalls some bits of words they said once or twice. Thinking harder about it he feels surprisingly comfortable with them knowing of his other form, the only two people he feels confident wouldn't do something with it never did anything. The immediate next thought is of how to scare the living hell out of Sneeg with it since he can freely transform around or near him now.

Less angst hcs :)

Ros holds bug Clown very carefully a lot, her hands are always cold (mans a lava centipede, he is very good at being a heater). She does so before and after the null (it's like muscle memory - if hands cold grab a bug until they get warmer). If Ros told him she did this he would probably hang around closer to her more (naturally radiates warmth due to lava literally being in his veins but his tail is too hot to comfortably touch when he is awake, so he just exists close by whenever they meet up)

Sneeg holds him like people hold worms on a string or lets him dangle like a noodle. He holds the bug up in front of him and talks to it like it's actually Clown for funnies sometimes. Once dragged his second still dead asleep form to show the blender, sleepiest bug on the realm had no comment and was delivered back to it's room after being called a few insults. After the warden corruption he still hold the jester like a noodle but does less silly things each time he visits.

When Clown inevitably wakes up and learns the other two know he absolutely uses it to his advantage. He jumps down on Sneeg's head multiple times to scare him or worms his way into his cape and just hangs out there if he has nothing better to do (to Sneeg's annoyance but it's better then this guy jumpscaring him or finding a new way to torment him more so he takes it). Ros gets the better end of the stick with his second form. He hangs out near her in bug form because he is comfortable and relaxed enough to do so. Pocket sized bug who still gets used as a heater and follows Ros sometimes! (mostly whenever he is tired or sleepy and just wants to spend time with her).

Silly hc also - Bug Clown is dreaming about lifesteal and rn he is having a nightmare about his mace being stolen so whenever Sneeg or Ros see his bug form it looks distraught and keeps turning in his mask. Neither question it. Bro is fighting for his life while sleeping, godbless. When he wakes up next time he still kind of feels like he is in lifesteal for a good first hour of being back (he overslept real bad and cannot remember what year is it or where he is).

I miss losa so bad can this guy return from the war (lifesteal arc or editing) pretty please. This post is mostly rambling, my b

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Compilation from memory of today's cucuhalo moments

-Bad being tasked to do whatever cucurucho wants today (sus)

-Bad and cucurucho going on a federation sanctioned date (cucurucho wanted it and i guess thats how he courts people the freak)

-"How do you like the entertainment, cucurucho?" "your eyes are enough."

-Cucurucho complaining the date isnt romantic enough, to which bad obliged and ordered romantic music (careless whispers) and a rose for cucurucho (wither rose)

-Cucurucho giving bad a rose and him not noticing, to which he noticed he suddenly had one and offered it to cucurucho excitedly

-Cucurucho calling bad "BB" and "my Date"

-Cucurucho asking "Isnt this romantic?" to which bad agreed that it was

-Bad commenting after a moment alone that admittedly he missed his roommate (cucurucho) and that he thought he was sweet and was happy to see him

-Bad paying* for their dinner entirely (He told cucurucho he owns the resturaunt after cucurucho criticized him for not paying, to which cucurucho responded "GOOD." (kinky))

-As bad went AFK, cucurucho AND osito showed up and started showering him in cucurucho cakes, strawberry cakes, and notably multiple wedding cakes, and putting pics of themselves on his vault wall and hugging him

-Cucurucho tasking bad and tubbo to bring him a camera and two stacks of paper, cucurucho proceeded to take a picture of bad in front of the poster of cucurucho and posted it up in his office immediately (Notably this is the second photo of bad cucurucho has went out of his way to get just to put it up in his room/bedroom)

-(flirtatiously)"BB are you trying to buy my favor?" tubbo proceeded to desperately ask them to not give eachother favors in the resturaunt and especially not in the disabled toilet.

-(about cucurucho) "Hes always got his eyes on me, chat"

-Bad walking around cucurucho and staring DIRECTLY at his ass

-At the end of the date, cucurucho said it was good and they were going to have another one, bad agreed to this enthusiastically

add more if u remember more!!!

[teabunnee]

YAY AN AFK WRITER 😭 i’ve been so starved. please gimme any hcs you have for lorsan or lucius (in general or x reader hehe) i love them so much

Lorsan 

Lorsan is a dork. But at least he’s your dork!

Whether that’s a good thing or not is up to you. 

Lorsan canonically loves flower crowns, as a child. As an adult, he won’t admit it but should you give him some fresh wildflowers, he melts a bit at the gesture. Maybe he’ll make you a crown, though it might be a bit messy from lack of practice. 

He does his best to woo you with his words. Many of his compliments, however are pure poetry, and he’s an expert in romantic letters to make you swoon, then he ruins it by praising himself too much. 

Don’t be fooled, he’s a romantic at heart. You can see the effort he puts in to sweep you off your feet. 

He enjoys making you blush, sneaking you kisses on the cheek when you aren’t looking. 

If you take your revenge while he’s talking, he continues talking until he registers the kiss and his voice trails off. It’s a great way to get him to stop talking for a bit. 

Dates with the dork are fun! He likes to explore new things with you, or to show you his favorite pretty date spots, he’ll take you to the prettiest, iconic date spots in the Dark Forest, like Lovers’ Wish. (“Though they don’t hold a candle to you, darling”) 

Oh, get ready for the pet names. All of them, sometimes in the same sentence. They get cheesier the more mischievous he’s feeling. 

Lorsan is your protector, should you need it! It’s sometimes difficult to remember that Lorsan is a skilled Windwhisperer and warrior in his own right, but he’s very good at making people remember. 

All of the tension goes out of him when you two are alone, he’ll nuzzle against you, boneless and tail twitching in happiness, kissing your cheek with his lips and his nose. He’s a cuddler, through and through. 

Lucius 

This man be a himbo. A relatively sophisticated and well-bred himbo, but a himbo all the same. 

Dude was straight up missing for two weeks trying to help people. He be himbo

Canonically, most of his advice involves exercise or horses. I don’t think he understands romance. At all. 

Lucius is a noble, so his ideas of romance are kind of centred around what he heard growing up. So he courts you, basically, in his own way. He gives you gifts that are simple, practical and beautiful. Bouquets of flowers, jewellery, whatever you asked for him. Service is also a big thing. He’s your literal knight in shining armour, dude will carry you across the globe princess style should you ask him to. 

he takes you to his favourite restaurants, they are simple, plain fare. Though with how loved he is by his country, the servers and owners always do their best to make it a good experience. 

He’s very sappy, make him something, no matter how stupid or silly it looks, and he wears it with pride in public, proclaiming you as the maker. He gets a bit confused should you get embarrassed. 

He likes taking you on horseback rides, he’s named every single one he’s ever ridden, and remembers their temperaments, so it will always be a pleasant experience for you. 

He won’t talk to you about his troubles, he’s had to keep it to himself so long that it’s tough for him. He’ll open up to you very slowly, after some needling. 

He’s also very hesitant about affection, he won’t initiate it unless you give your permission. He’s very gentlemanly in that regard, though it can be frustrating. 

His kisses are very gentle. He cradles your face in his hands, and gazes at you with such tenderness. His hugs are comforting and very warm, like he's protecting you from the entire world.